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Whatever Happened to Corey Hart?

22 Oct

The other day I was listening to my fav 80s station on Sirius Radio in my car. Yes, I’m that old. And a song from Corey Hart came on, “Never Surrender.” When I first saw this Dude in 1983 on MTV singing, “Sunglasses At Night” I just about lost my pants. He. Was. Incredibly. HOT!

Soon I found myself clipping photos of him from everywhere I could find them and sticking them on my wall. I imagined myself meeting Corey as he brought me roses and escorted me to a fancy restaurant or on his yacht in the Caribbean. We danced. We kissed. We…well, you know.

Then, as suddenly as he appeared he seemed to be gone. I think it was because I got an actual boyfriend and not an imaginary one. Corey faded into the abyss with all the other one-hit wonders of the 1980s and I never heard from him again.

So where is he now?

Well, he’s still writing songs but for people like Celine Dion, which totally makes me barf. He also got married to some chick named, Julie Masse, who is also a singer. He writes songs for her and sometimes sings duets with her. How cute. They have three kids and they live in the Bahamas. Must be nice. So he has no crazy stories about being high on cocaine, dating royalty, or going to rehab. Corey Hart turned out to be a regular guy who has bad taste (ummm, Celine Dion. YUCK!).

I wouldn’t turn him away though if he showed up at my house wearing sunglasses at night.

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