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Fashion for the Discriminating Idiot

4 Oct

Yes folks, it’s Fashion Week in Paris again! You know what that means, don’t you? All the insane idiots are out in droves waiting eagerly to see the heinous creations designed by people who should be in straight jackets on the cat walk!

Oh, here comes the first models. Let’s look, shall we?

My, my, my, it looks like the FTD guy put his wings on the wrong way today. Well, I guess it doesn’t matter because anytime you need to fly away, just put on this hat and you’ll be good to go.

Here we have a lovely look. Drab, bed sheets become the look of the decade complete with cotton candy hairdos! Can you just imagine the looks you’ll get when you walk into a party wearing any of these? People will want to stay far away from you, but that’s okay. You haven’t taken a shower in two weeks.

Our old pal, Louis Vuitton, has outdone himself once again. He’s taken the Afro to new levels by sticking it on a twig and adding a bow. Everyone will be wearing this look at the bowling alley this year so don’t be left out!

Forget the Chiquita Banana lady, here comes Queen of the Nile! Yes, you too can have villagers following you around at the grocery store chanting, “Ooga, la, la! Ooga, la, la!” Just be sure to use your power for good, not evil.

If you want to attract a Klingon, this is the way to do it. No red-blooded…errr, green-blooded….umm, acid-blooded? Well, whatever kind of blood a Klingon has (do they have blood?), could resist you in this fabulously, futuristic, fiasco of a dress. Don’t feel bad if you don’t get a Klingon either, maybe you’ll land a Ferengi.

What a show, eh? All you fashionistas can purchase any of these fashion finds at where you’ll pay $1.2M to look like these dumb asses! Happy shopping!


The Wild Onion Fashion Show

9 Sep

You’re in for a treat today!

Over at the Wild Onion Cafe is an EX-CLU-SIVE fashion show by none other than Frederico Fastiva Frothmouth! Who the heck is that? Well, you’ll just have to go see won’t you?

Here’s a peek at one of his insane…umm, I mean innovative designs:

Enjoy! (But PLEASE don’t upset Frederico! He has a very delicate system since he only eats lettuce.)

It Ain’t Easy Being Green

17 Mar

Kermit gets no respect. On this, the day of all things green I dedicate this post to that under-appreciated, under-estimated, and misunderstood frog. This photo, by the way, is from the runway at Fashion Week in Paris. Some whacked out designer thought it would be funny to make a jacket out of dead Kermits.

Blasphemy! Blasphemy, I SAY!

Fashion for the Insane

21 May

You know, people who have lost their minds want to look good too. Here are the latest fashions designed by and for the insane:

This stylist design is for those insane people who always wanted to be a superhero but weren’t quite sure whether they had the power to fly or if they had mind-melding powers over garbage bags.

For the spiritually insane, the Jesus-in-Diapers look is always a party hit.

Junk food is a perfect accessory for those days when the insane are on the go. You can loose your mind and have a snack for later.

A new twist on the straight jacket, the sweater look! Perfect for those crisp fall days.

Here’s a new trend for the insane, take the look and feel of your padded cell with you wherever you go! Wear it on your head!

Don’t be a dictator just look like one! The insane are ruling the world anyway…the rest of the insane people can join the crowd.

Go incognito with the latest hairdo sweeping insane asylums across the nation! Someone named “Mary” may think you are a sheep and ask you to follow them home. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Stripes are big this summer, on your face! Very slimming.

Yes, the jet-set insane will be looking good…you can too. Just go to and you can get yourself a one-of-a-kind creation for only $1,000,001! Hurry while supplies last!!! Limited time offer. One per customer. The insane designers take no responsibility for you getting kicked in the head, ass, or crotch while wearing these fashions.

Don’t Drink While You Read This…

28 Feb

Seriously…put down your drinks, that goes for all of you with Margaritas too.

I was reading this HILARIOUS post about Paris Fashion Week 2008 over at Suburban Turmoil while drinking a moca and it literally came flying out my nose. No kidding! It was worth it though. Enjoy!

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