I’m Random Chick. You probably wouldn’t notice me if we ran into each other out and about, or at a Starbucks. I do have a real name, which I’ve had all my life, Dana, but I like Random Chick. Sounds mysterious.

I used to work for the Man writing marketing stuff until he booted me out when he consolidated his empire. Then I got a job at Salesforce.com writing for their web site, which was cool. Then the economy took a nose dive and they…cut…ummm, well let’s just say they told me not to show up any more so they could save money. Now, I’m a freelance copy writer for software companies that are willing to pay me to turn mumbo-jumbo into plain English real people actually understand.

At this point, you might be asking yourself these three questions:

1. Why Should I Care What You Do?

Because if you buy stuff and you want an honest opinion from a Random Chick, then you’ll want to read my products reviews. You may even want to subscribe to my posts.

If you make a product, know of someone who represents a product, or work for a company that makes a product, I can review it and send my review all over the Internets so millions of people will see it. Me and my readers just might buy that product again and again. We’ll tell two friends, they’ll tell two friends, and so on and so on.

Random Chick’s Demographics: Female, Mid-Forties, Married (twice), “Owns” a Single-Family Home, Two Children Under the Age of 10, Middle Class, Bachelor Degree, Caucasian (with a dash of Cherokee, really!), Income (not always stable but The Hubby works for a big Bio-Tech company so that’s good).

Email me at drleipold (at) yahoo (dot) com and tell me about the product so I can review it!

2. Do You Do Anything Else…Maybe Something More Interesting?

I’m an aspiring humor writer in between paid work, product reviews, cleaning the house, raising two children, maintaining a marriage, paying bills, eating, sleeping, etc. I have self-published a book of poems entitled, Stupid Poetry: Volume I and I write a weekly column for Castro Valley Patch where I ponder about life and other absurdities.

I’m always on the look out for opportunities to write about silly things because if I didn’t my head would explode. Here are some essays of mine that have been published on the Internet, and some are in places other than my blog:

The Music Plays On and On and On

If your life is boring and meaningless, then follow me on the Twitter: @randomchick1

3. Okay, That Was Kind of Interesting…You Got Anything Else?

I am a back up singer in a band (but since we’re getting old we don’t do as many gigs as we used to…*sigh*) and we performed at the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame. So there.

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